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you know, it'll be useful for something like je_whiteday. and yes folks, you're not free from advertisement even here. :Dv

that aside, this is actually a very belated (of course) birthday gift for crys, and she knows exactly why. i hope that thing about reading au's for me still applies. ♥♥♥

conversations among sanitary gentlemen
nakamaru/maki, massu, tegoshi, etc. 5015 words. WTF
--AU. nakamaru yuichi is a part-time university student by day, full-time janitor at one of the most prestigious financial companies in japan by night. just as he has been for the past two years of his life. but a lot can happen in a single week; all you have to do is look up.

( Mondays are always the worst. )

Title: Summer Time
Pairing/Group: NEWS gen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4676
Warnings: Some cheese abounds.
Summary: There’s no time like the present. Except maybe the summertime.
Notes: This was written for razberrycreme for this year's je_holiday! A special thank you goes to tinyangl for being my lovely beta and for just listening to me whine, and another thanks should definitely go to jackoweskla and swtjemz for pretty much being awesome and allowing us to bask in their awesome again this year. ;) (originally posted here)

the official format of this one entry kinda weirds me out but it's not worth the trouble to change it. LOL.

( It starts as a joke at four in the morning, because everything is more hilarious at four in the morning. )

apparently writer's block is conducive to my writing het. funny that. but this is still for saff, for whom my heart sits as a sparkling and glittering paperweight of love.

and even though i never did, and still don't, think it nearly enough: my heart is forever yours, saff. ♥♥♥

break the sky
ii. just a girl
yamapi/maki. 1530 words.
--and every season has its end; summer adolescence melts into fall. (previous; act i. summer days)
( And moments collect into eternities.  )

because everyone else was owning up to their genmeme fics--one of two i actually wrote before getting hit with writer's block. posted alone because wtf it actually hit 1000 words and the other is so lame i am kind of ashamed to own up to it.

now posted in the right place!

a boy and his cat
koyama, nyanta. 1058 words.
--for crystallekil's prompt, "Nyanta: A Koyama's Best Friend."
( And when the little bundle is placed in his arms, all soft and warm and delicate, Koyama knows he will definitely take good care of Nyanta. )

If this looks familiar, it's because this is pretty much a total revision of a fic I wrote a few months back called Sherry. Thing is, I don't generally believe in revising my fic beyond small errors and typos once it's been posted, because posting is kind of like an official stamp of completeness: it's written, it's posted, it's done and over with, now leave it alone to gather webspace dust until you're feeling particularly masochistic enough for a reread. Which I am, and do, quite often, sadly. But even as much as I cringe sometimes, I just--don't usually care enough about said fic to bother with it after so much time as passed. But well, I have my reasons for wanting to bother with this, and now I'm rambling and who even reads A/Ns anymore? LOL. Stopping now.

Anyway, still dedicated to tinyangl, for always being very patient with through all my bitching and whining, ficwise and fandomwise and otherwise, and because for some reason she still likes this crazy fic.


sherry
jin-centric. 2277 words.
--jin, a girl, and a bar in LA.
( "You trying to kill me or something?" )

first post, finally, so let's start off with a bang. (and that is the sound of a bullet going through my head, yes.)

this will probably be a good indicator of all future entries to come, meaning: a) this is kind of hysterically stupid and ridiculous, and b) half of this is to be blamed on tinyangl who said something like, "i want je!lj fic!" maybe a month ago. so if you don't like what you see, you might not want to stick around. (except no, i swear i usually do not write this much. :/)

the other half of the blame goes to my ever inspiring, ever amazing f-list, for whom i have an unhealthy amount of love. because you know me, my word count? directly proportional to my love. ♥

going live
massu, nakamaru, news, kat-tun. 7068 words.
--massu-thon prompt 80; the places we trust. au. masuda takahisa is eighteen and in for a long and boring summer. so what's this live journal nonsense about?
( "Who would care about what other people have to say on the internet?" )